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Gaymon

A gaymon is a person who has no friends but thinks he does. No one really likes him and only goes online to get girlfriends! As he is really ugly and has no hope of getting a real life girl friends. Loves to make him self feel important by making up stories!

Most gaymon's can be found from Online games!

We all know a gaymon!
Ling Ling : "Omg this loser is trying to pick me from ORO (onlinegame) he knows i'm 14 he must be a gaymon"
by Ling Ling Ding ding December 10, 2008
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gaymanding

the knowledge that only gay people or women would know
scentence usage: oh no i could never do iron chef its too gaymanding i would never understand what herb goes with what meat
by jacob r. w. February 15, 2009
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Lord Gaymander

n. 1. Lord of all things non hetero. 2. A person who is at the least is so flamboyant that Liberace himself would stand up and scream "what a homo!". 3. A non elected position within the gay community which elevates a person to royal status.
Did you see that Lord Gaymander over there? He is carrying a purse and waving at his friends like he's Princess Di.
by realistic12 October 26, 2012
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gaymander

New Jeep Model, appealing to Soccer moms and yuppie types, that rarely sees offroad.
Alt: A salamander that Likes other salamanders w/ the same slimy parts.
I saw 400 gaymanders at hy-vee the other day.
or
I saw that damn gaymander gettin' all icky on the other one.
by gunerr July 20, 2006
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gaymon

Someone who is constantly miserable, always finding another reason to be upset, and blaming everyone/thing else for their condition
Boy, that guy hates eveything. What a gaymon!!!
by RandyFandy November 24, 2006
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gaymon

a person (usually male) who believe that the world revolves around him. expecting everyone to have him as their first priority and know what he wants.
*Gaymon sits with afk sign in the presence of a friend*
Friend: hey joe
Joe: hey
*Friend and Joe walk away*
(hours later)
Gaymon: why didnt you say hi to me?
Friend: I thought you were afk
Gaymon: whatever
by Shugo October 1, 2007
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