Gacktese

Gackt, the oh-so-lovely jrock singer, tends to be bad at english. Well, mainly cos he's japanese. When he sings in english it sounds so bad it has been known as Gacktese nowadays. (but he's not ALWAYS that bad, though)

Gacktese:
The eebneeng rites, kararing da nights buezee abanooz
Dohn za street bweens blat memreez uv you (from Decemer love song)

Translation:
The evenings lights, coloring the nights busy avenues
Down the street brings back memories of you.

See what I mean...? (btw, Sverige kick ass!!) XD

by Beatorisu October 29, 2005

gacktopia

The world of Gackt fans, where Gackt can do no wrong. and the world revolves around him! Gackt is a popular Japanese singer and entertainer, and Gacktopia is his world! In Gacktopia, Gackt is sleeping with just about any other JRocker, particularly Hyde, You or Masa.

"Hey, that fanboy is drooling over pictures of Gackt and Hyde!"

"Yeppers, he lives in Gacktopia!"

by rjones2818 January 10, 2008

Todd Gack

A person using false excuses notably spurious bets knowing he'll lose in order to extract (win) dates from attractive women; character from NBC sitcom Seinfeld that placed a small bet knowing he'll lose.

He's the Todd Gack on dating.

by zksi December 11, 2013

gack spit

The nasty stuff you spit up when you have been snorting meth or coke.

That fuckin methhead covered the deck in gack spit!

by crazyfock November 7, 2003

gacked

to be gacked is to be under the influence of methamphetemine

as in "I was so gacked last night that I took apart my vcr and cleaned it now I can't gety it back together"

by jon thomas (chipper-shredder) January 25, 2005

Gackipedia

A no nonsense collection of rules and common sense practices to be followed by the public when entering a gym/ health club/ Crossfit/ powerlifting establishment.

Also contains humorous antidotes, quotes and opinions.

Created and maintained by a Elite USAPL Powerlifter.

"DO NOT curl in the squat rack"- Gackipedia

"Cell phones are to be OFF on the gym floor"- Gackipedia

"Do not use the bench press to nap"- Gackipedia

"Squat below parallel will NOT injure your knees"- Gackipedia

by thorr74 July 28, 2009

gack in the crack

The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire

Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006