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by El Animal November 2, 2012
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Dude, danny is such a pro at gauchenschnoffing, but it sucks that he got a broken bat and is out for olympic trials.
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the dude from bio class that stares at you and when you look at him he pretends he wasnt looking..yeah that guy.hes a gacknArr
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“I need to drink at least three beers before watching the election results. The glücklichfürchten is too much for me to endure.”
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