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Gaulk

The sound made by the esophagus after a penis slams it with extreme force blocking the airway.
"Hey baby, can I get some head?" .."Sure honey" .. "open wideeee" "....GAULK!!!!"

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by El Animal November 2, 2012
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gauchenschnoff

german word for beer pong also synomous with partying and having sex with many girls in different places at different times. Also an olympic sport.
Dude, danny is such a pro at gauchenschnoffing, but it sucks that he got a broken bat and is out for olympic trials.
by Bartledog69 May 19, 2011
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gacknArr

creeper,stalker,creepster,very sketchy person
the dude from bio class that stares at you and when you look at him he pretends he wasnt looking..yeah that guy.hes a gacknArr
by vampireppl11 February 7, 2009
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Gluck Gluck

The Sound a woman does, when she``s deepthroating
Male: "Yeah, suck on that! Go deep!"
Female: "Gluck gluck gluck!"
by Anon187781 January 13, 2009
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Gauch out

When one feels like they are going to pass out. This term used a lot in the UK.
The sun and the unseasonably hot weather made Andersen feel faint to the point where she felt like she was about to gauch out at Aziz's barbeque party.
by Babydoll75 March 12, 2019
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Guck Guck 9000

Only the best of blowjobs that end with the most orgasmic finish
Kyle: “dude jade gave me that guck guck 9000 last night and damnnn”

Or
Lexi: “I gave Kyle that guck guck 9000 last night and he couldn’t even move”
by Milkycunt69 October 22, 2019
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glücklichfürchten

A portmanteau of the German words for “happy” and “dread.” Cautious optimism while awaiting near-certain fuckery.
“I need to drink at least three beers before watching the election results. The glücklichfürchten is too much for me to endure.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond November 3, 2020
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