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Gastronomic Singularity 

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.
At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.

Astronomicalism 

Astronomicalism: the practice of the astronomical everything being just fantastic or great.
How much more Astronomicalism can you get in one life time.
Astronomicalism by errro January 23, 2011

gastronomic fornication 

The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.
Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?

astronomical 

derives from the word epic....but is way better.
used when in a state of awe or amazement.
"The movie ZombieLand is astronomical"
astronomical by Chikipoo April 30, 2010

Gasconomical 

Jenny "dang, her car is so gasconomical!!"
Gasconomical by RJACKS November 19, 2010

GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART 

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".