Gassy Dwarf

A term you say to your young nephew, in order to avoid offending him for not wanting to look after him and his friend in your own household, because you don't want kids running around in your house, prompting him to question your statement, so you make him feel more important than he actually is, which is really a kid.

Alan : "How about you have your friends come over here?"

Charlie : "Woah, woah, woah. No kids in my house."

Jake : "Im a kid..."

Charlie : "Well I don't think of you as a kid, I think of you as more of a..... "Gassy Dwarf"

by WaifuMatoto August 13, 2018

gassy snatch

A queefy poontang

"Damn girl, u got a gassy snatch"
"Iknorite"

by AirplaneDonk August 20, 2011

Gassy Gideon

A verb for when one person burps into another person's asshole and they fart it back out into the other person's mouth.

My girlfriend and I did a Gassy Gideon last night and I woke up to my breath smelling like her ass.

by nostrilcunt June 13, 2018

gassy antalope

attracted to cougars. My personal favorite card in cards of humanity.

Carmensita was being a gassy antalope while karlita and stephchef laughed.

by will hebble September 20, 2016

Gassy Elevator

The phenomenon in which a male flatulates, while sitting down, and the gas released from the anus travels up through the front and elevates the testis.

Yo that gassy elevator felt like my balls were punched.

by Quantavious K. Knowledge January 6, 2019

Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.

I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.

by Chad was here July 6, 2022

gassy rizz

when you rizz up a girl while aggressively farting everywhere

"I farted so loud I pulled Riley, you can call that gassy rizz"

by hunert hsuitOn June 13, 2023