garritied

being on the receiving end of a douche move, often in video games

I'm being attacked from inside my own base. I just got garritied!

by The Nails November 4, 2009

Garrison

A mystical god-like man whose bodily fluids are said to be sweet and succulent. Rumor is consuming a cryogenically frozen pint of garrison semen will allow one to live with immunity.

Anonymous LPO: hey dude I heard Garrison has that sweet mecos.

Anonymous man: I'm going to have to order some but there's a waiting list on amazon as his mecos is a delicacy.

by thatoneguy642:) March 14, 2013

Garrity Blues

When you miss someone so much, even if you saw them less than 15 hours ago, you have the Garrity Blues.

Man I really miss Chris, even though I saw him so recently. I guess I have the Garrity Blues.

by Spencer "Simba" Aussie September 17, 2010

Garrington bah

Bah

What you mean bah - Garrington bah

by Garrington March 6, 2019

garries

Abreviation of ryming slang (ex-Everton footballer Gary Ablett) ablett-tablet used in Liverpool to describe ecstacy tablets. Also called jablets

"these garries are boss mate!"

by Chenz April 13, 2005

Garrison White

As close to perfect as you can get. perfect body, perfect hair, perfect eyes, everything. One who is insanely smart, and can pull off a v-neck sweater. also a state champion of some sort.

"did you see that guy?? he was a total Garrison White."

by bahamamammmaa November 9, 2011

garrick

the coolest guy ever can get through 6 girls at once and has got the biggest dick is super kind and the loving best guy you will ever meet he is super cool and will beat up any shit that challenges him he is not a spastic and will fucking survive anything he is dope dank super and of course he dabs

"I wish I was like Garrick I am such a fucktard compared to him"

by the coolest dankest dude ever April 5, 2018