Garret

To pop a garret/boner

Yo that boi popped a garret

by Cole N December 12, 2018

Garret

A.) Term used to describe someone extremely drunk constantly

B.) Often used to describe douchebags with glasses

C.) A dumbass made popular at Big Tex Delivery by being a dick to all his drivers

Damn Garret, you're a drunk fucking lunatic!

by TherealTruth April 14, 2015

Garret

Really gay. Like REALLY GAY

dang i cant believe bob is a garret

by Notgaysupreme March 21, 2019

Garret

Shit face

Wow, that guy is such a Garrett

by Blanketflunky8 June 15, 2019

Garret

Cute until he opens his mouth. Rude, won't get over his exes, goes after ugly air heads he can easily manipulate, rude, will lie to your face, just an all around total douche bag.

Person A: what happened with Garret?
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!

by Wiggleswag June 27, 2016

Garret

An extremely handsome guy that is good with the ladies until they get into bed and see his extremely small penis. Usually last in bed for 2-3 minutes and has a smelly gaping asshole that he wants all the ladies to finger.

Girl: Dude he looked so hot but when i got into the bed it was just terrible, he was a total garret.

by Jeffybboy December 7, 2013

garret

a garret is just a jiggy nigga

Frank is such a garret

by bigdaddyjodye August 21, 2016