Garfield Sex Music

The freakiest, nastiest, and baddest music on the planet. Like Waka Flocka Flame, only a million times harder. Listening to it is the closest thing your ears can come to fucking. In fact, the soundwave this music makes is a big schlobbing dick, trolling for something to rub up against and cum all over. When white girls hear it, they immediately find the first guy they see and make him 1manDP her.

Don't even try to make it, only Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer can, and the only reason why is because they gave head to Ziggy Stardust, the eternal god of music, FOR 500 YEARS. But at least they get pussy all the time now.

Random Bitch: I love your Garfield sex music.
Kiv: Bitch, shut the fuck up and lick my nuts.
Random Bitch: But I can't see them!
Kiv: Yeah, cause they're the size of ovaries. Now do some more coke and keep licking

Jorma: Hey Arlene, let's fuck.
Arlene: But I'm a cat.
Jorma: Whatever (whips out his dick)
Arlene: YES! It's so small!

Andy: (Walking around with his dick out around New York City) Who wants to fuck me?
Jennifer Anniston: I do! I do! I'll do anything for sperm!

Andy: Let's do this, bitch. (Flips her over and 1manDPs her on top of the Empire State Building) Marmaduke, get in here! (Marmaduke sticks his dog dick in Jennifer's ass)

Jen: Double Anal! Yes!
Andy: (Pulls out, and cums all over her face.) Now that's Garfield Sex Music.

by Titus Blowhard May 9, 2011

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garfield middle school

It sucks all the popular kids are rude and dumb. all the boys think they are hot but they are really gay. The 6th grade girls think think their sexy and hot but they haven't had their period yet or hit puberty. But theres air conditioning so that great. But the whole place so stupid. THE TEACHER ARE SECRETLY RAPISTS

Garfield Middle School SUCKKS

by ANONYMOUS_PERSON_IN_GMS March 2, 2017

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garfieldism

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.

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Garfield

The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.

Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....

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Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield aka the wolf

“Andrew Garfield” Hey have you seen no way home last night? No well the wolf was awesome

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Garfield Ridge

A middle class blue collar neighborhood on the Southwest Side of Chicago next to Midway Airport.

Archer Avenue is its main artery boasting of many fast food restaurants, taverns and pizza joints.

Heavy Polish and Hispanic populous and home to many police, firefighters and union workers.

Homes range from two-story bungelows, one-story ranch style and many new homes are being constructed with two or even three-story suburban style mansions.

People are generally friendly, streets are tree-lined, it's fairly safe, block parties in the summer, church carnivals, and folks who will tell you their life stories at the tavern.

Garfield Ridge is one of the most underrated neighborhoods in the city of Chicago.

by BeerJunkie425 August 27, 2011

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