Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf

Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you

by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

Ganalyzing

When you are being a perv and trying to look at someone in a private setting.

Bruh that peeping tom was ganalyzing.

by Adamjobrien September 21, 2016

ganzabeel

Ganzabeel means ginger in Egyptian Arabic dialect.
Ganzabeel is also an Egyptian anonymous famous voice over artist

Did you eat your ganzabeel today?
Have you watched Ganzabeel’s latest video?

by Egyptiansays October 23, 2020

Ganzabeel

An anonymous Egyptian voice over artist and comedian.

What is Ganzabeel’s catchphrase?
Zerebew el New
زربو النو

by Zerbw October 28, 2020

Gandar

A chance or guess that you take with something important. If you have ever guessed on a test, or just lied to your family or friends, congratulation you have taken a gandar!

James: Hey man let’s go do drugs
David: nah man that sounds bad
James: Lets take a gandar
David: oh ok!

by Gandar Boy January 28, 2021

Gandalf

Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.

OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.

by thricegreatart May 24, 2010