garfungalfuck

Someone who is wrong in every aspect of their being and can only associate with other garfungalfucks (deals with both appearance and personality)

That guy is such a garfungalfuck or, yeah I know that guy he is totally a garfungalfuck

by elvisphillie October 13, 2010

Garfunkeling

When a woman requests her partner dress as Art Garfunkel during intercourse.

Better grab my wig, This chicks into Garfunkeling!

by Heat3 March 1, 2009

Garfunkel

to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel

Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys

by englishhhh December 28, 2005

simon and garfunkel

THE duo of the sixties, and THE greatest musicians of any era. Had a reunion at the Grammys several years ago, and held a nationwide tour entitled "Old Friends" last year. Popular for songs like The Sound of Silence, Mrs. Robinson, The Boxer, their amazing arrangement of Scarborough Faire, and Bridge Over Troubled Water. Paul Simon did almost all the writing, but they wouldn't have made it without Art Garfunkel, who provides amazing harmonies.

"Hello, darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains within the sound of silence..."

by Ricky Hernandez May 25, 2005

gifuckingargantinormous

Gi-fuck-in-gar-gant-in-or-mous: (jI'-fuk-ing-gar-gant'-i-nor'-mus) adj.
Definition: Exceedingly large; large beyond all human reasoning.
Related Words: gihugic, ginormous
Also: gi-fuck-in-gar-gant-in-or-mous-ly (-ly)
Synonyms: None. The word denotes incomparable hugeness.

A combination of ginormous (gigantic + enormous), gargantuan, and the superlative fucking.

Holy Mary, Mother of God! That guy is gifuckingargantinormous!

by N D July 16, 2011

GARFUNGLE

GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.

Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now

Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!

by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019

gayful

To be filled with gay. Much as gleeful is to be filled with glee.

As Timmeh was being reamed from behind, he was feeling very gayful.

by ken69 September 9, 2009