ass gasket

Paper toilet seat covers

They ran out of ass gaskets in the bathroom, so I had to make a sofa out of TP.

by chickenOrBeef October 21, 2003

ganket

A goony* word used to describe Australian Idol's Mark Holden.

*Mark Holdens Jibberish Language

Fan: Mark Holdens a ganket

Mark:Thats the gooniest goo goo I've heard for a while

by dafylm August 29, 2006

Gaffet

a loser usually at the age of 40-50 who spends there time going on the internet to talk to 12-18 year olds. A gaffet is usually a racist troll who wants no better than seeing other people rage. no matter how many chances u can give a gaffet, he/she will never change.

no matter how many times i tell this gaffet named tonshaad/deadman to stop trolling, he still spends his time doing it.

by abs=gaffet April 14, 2011

Blown Head Gaskets

When your woman gives you some head (a blowjob) and being the respectable gal she is she wraps her lips tightly around your magnificent manhood as you cum to a rousing climax. As it turns out, she had been bringing you to the edge so many times that your body kept producing that baby gravy and by the time you finally released your man chowder the volume was far too much for her to handle. Schlong juice spurts from the broken seal of her lips on your bitch impaler. Often, splooge will spew from her nose and her ears may pop.

Raymond: Damn, woman! You leakin' everywhere! You got blown head gaskets, bitch. Now finish up on old Ray's dick and then go wash that shit off yourself so I can give you a little hug.

by theinstigator September 16, 2016

Gasket Stacking

Verb; When two people touch their butt-holes together in a scissor-like method.

Bill and Annie wanted to try new things in their relationship so tired gasket stacking.

Stephanie and Julie where scissoring and accidentally stacked gaskets.

by BeechDaddyFresh May 22, 2020

rubber gasket

Giving a blow job while wearing a condom. Referring to the phrase "blowing a gasket", the actual act of blowing while wearing a rubber as well as the explosion that takes place.

-"Hey did you give him a rubber gasket?"
-"No. But I did blow a gasket."

by Ariel87 February 15, 2009

Head gasket

The mushroom tip that you use to try to solve the issue of anal seepage sometimes only a temporary fix

Cody was spending a fortune on underwear so Bobby suggested a tampon but that didn't work so Stefan snuck up behind him and helped him out with a good ol head gasket for a temporary fix.

by Bathnbody November 4, 2016