gaffling

Bullshitting, taking forever to do something.

He was gaffling on bringing the weed to me.

by Jaycj July 25, 2014

gaffle

to jump upon someone causing them pain usually in a large group all gaffling one person

in the matrix neo got gaffled by hundreds of agent smiths gaffle him

by nobbert June 1, 2003

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.

Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?

by Jacob June 7, 2004

gaffle

to consume quickly. whether it be stealing, eating, etc...

I'm going to gaffle these chicken mcnuggets.

by putdownmypants October 2, 2007

gaffle

to go, as in leave the premises

I gotsta gaffle, yo. You comin'?

by saribug November 14, 2004

gaffle pirately

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.

my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.

by Amy Christ December 20, 2007

gaffle

To wreck, faceplant, crash, hit the pavement as in skateboarding, snowboarding et. al.

Little Johnny gaffled hard off that hand rail.

I got gaffled when I blew the landing on that double 5-set.

by skrinkus May 5, 2005