karma-gret

The basic theory when you do something good and something awful happens in return and vice versa.

I Karma-gret covering a shift for my co-worker, and missed out on free concert tickets.

OR

I stole someone's tickets to a basketball game, while I was there I found $100...karma-gret

by karmalot April 1, 2013

E Gret

An Electronic Cigarette (“Gret” Short For Cigarette)

Ayo Pass Me Your E Gret G

by ItsMeTheRealMe April 16, 2021

e-gret

e-gret (noun, verb): The feeling of sorrow, shame, remorse, or fear one experiences after sending an ill-advised electronic message (e-mail, IM, text message) that cannot be recalled.

I completely misread our flirty IM exchange, and now I'm filled with e-gret that I pinged her saying, "So, when are we gonna have sex?"

by Sassy76 September 30, 2008

tinder-gret

an immediate feeling of regret after mistakenly liking or misliking another human being on Tinder.

Dude A: she was so hot, and damn my fat finger.
Dude B: you must be having tinder-grets now.

by safety inspector January 8, 2015

e-gret

A message of regret sent by electronic mail. (defined by E Delk)

Betty remembered to send an egret to Sam's secretary concerning the March 15 committee meeting.

by KT Altman January 18, 2004

E-Gret

aptly describes the moment of immediate regret when one ventures into the comments section of any news piece.

Oh god. These people commenting on this article are so stupid. I immediately e-gret reading these comments.

by Ho Lee Fuk November 12, 2012

wii-gret

Following a break-up, the pictures are tearfully torn, the love-letters and mementos burned in an old oil drum, and the text and emails systematically deleted. Still, some note will survive in a forgotten pocket of the wallet, some photo underneath a pile of bills, to be discovered later, like an emotional landmine (probably by the new significant other). Even after all of these are purged, weeks, or even months later, a party will be held and a game of Wii Bowling suggested. As the party-goers pick their miis that look like Samuel L. Jackson, Hitler or Jesus, someone will inevitably scroll three pages over and accidentally select the mii of the ex of the host, bringing everyone down. The final stage of loss and nostalgia after the relationship ends.

Forrest experienced deep wii-gret when he lost his pro-status to a party crasher who was playing as his ex-girlfriend's mii.

by JeremiahBritt October 9, 2008