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penusis grande

The latin name for a very large "willie"
Does that animal have a penusis grande?
by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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Peruvian Hand Grenade

The act of farting into an empty gatorade bottle (or container with similar liquid volume capacity), capping it, and tossing it to a friend (or foe), for him (or her) to later open and be greeted with the gift that keeps on giving...flatulence.
"Oh my god, bro. Why did you tell me to open that, it was foul!"
"Don't be scared, girl, it's just the ol' Peruvian Hand Grenade."
by Sir Reginald III January 18, 2012
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Grenade of Grenade

The real name for the Call of Duty series. The only people who don't acknowledge this as the series' actual name are the hardcore fans, who protect their sacred game above all else, and are ignorant to reason.
Person 1: "I love Call of Duty!"
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled rant here)
by stiffshifter July 24, 2010
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Facebook grenade

A man or woman that looks extremely good in their photos on facebook, but in person is extremely ugly. Easily fooled by teenagers. Original pictures often changed by editing or "piknicking" the photo.
Sawyer: Dude, this chick looks so hot in her facebook pictures.

Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.

Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.
by Let it rain Mcilvain January 8, 2011
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You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.
Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018
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thinking grenades

Used by Peter Griffin to aid his thought processes. They are regular grenades that he throws out the window while he is coming up with an idea.
by eltonjolt May 22, 2006
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Status Grenade

A comment designed to cause unrest on Facebook.

Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.
S: Fuck you, you are a shit brother
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..
by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009
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