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goober gobber

One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.
by SeptiK September 8, 2003
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Gobber Blast

When you hit someone in the side of the head with the palm of your hand
Timothy just got gobber blast-ed by John.
by Za41n June 1, 2019
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The Church of Gobber Chan

A place of worship of the cult of Gobber Chan were they preform the ancient sacrifice wich is a dirty jack
We shall worship in the church of Gobber Chan tonight my Brother.
by Mp80111 December 31, 2021
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every-lasting knobb gobber

a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much
Female1: my boyfriend loves when i go down on him but never does it for me
Female2: so what please your man girl
Female1: but it makes me feel like an every-lasting knobb gobber
by K1D November 27, 2012
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Gobbers Classic

To do something poorly, to be gay or to be bald.
Oh no, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!
by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024
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Wake Gobbers

A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."

The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."
Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.

Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!
by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
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Goofy Gobbers

When that one cringy bitch is even worse than goofy-ahh
by scallyhaborwaggers May 13, 2022
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