give birth to a check

refers to having a baby to get a check from baby's father. Affects men with money: ballers, dope boys, ball players, rappers, actors and regular businessmen.

Becky let Leroy hit raw dog for a half of stack she was trying to give birth to a check. That's some hood shit.She knew he was on that hen dog.

by bert2 August 9, 2006

give birth to a nigger

To give birth to a nigger is an euphemism for taking a shit. Not sure where it comes from but out of all the euphemisms, it is perhaps the one that is the most true to the original statement.

Holy crap, I need to give birth to a nigger, I'll be right back!

by Lee Ji Hoon August 3, 2007

give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2009

just giving birth

A synonym for "just saying." The reasoning behind saying this is that if you heard or read what someone said or typed, you know they said it. There is realistically nothing besides saying the phrase they could have done.

You're kind of an idiot. Just giving birth!

by robulastage February 24, 2011

Giving birth to a child

Literally the most fucking painful thing in the universe

Doctor: You gotta PUSH!\
Woman(get it she still didnt have a baby yet so shes not a mother) Ok I'll try! *Dies*
Mann: omfg honey fuck you
Giving birth to a child is fking hurtt

by KoneThorix August 4, 2019

giving birth to Pazuzu

Death or a close brush thereof.

To die.

Oh shit! I was running away from Santa the other night and I tripped over a cat. Man, i almost gave birth to Pazuzu back there!

by Dutchess of Pork March 19, 2005

giving birth to a baby texan

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.

"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."

by tommm May 16, 2005