gfd

God Fucking Dammit

The cable was disconnected the whole time? Gfd!

by orion6 August 14, 2018

GFD

Grounds for dismissal in a relationship.

Dude, my girlfriend was taking a shit with the door open and I walked by. Total GFD!!

by Ryan.... December 29, 2007

GFD

Good From a Distance, A person of the opposite gender that looks appealing from a distance but when they get closer she turns out to be ugly.

Hey sam would you tap that?
Nah man she's GFD trust me.

by J o n a t h a n November 28, 2007

GFD

Gay Fag Douche

-Wow, You're such a GFD!
-Last night I farted and it smelled like a GFD!
-Those underwear were so tight that they turned him into a GFD.

by Lisa Pee December 14, 2008

GFD

Abbreviation for Gomer Fucker Dickhead. Used when you just don't know WHAT to call the fucker, I mean gomer, I mean dickhead... well... you get the idea.

Can also be used as a greeting to your closest friends...

- What a GFD!
- Yo, what's up GFD?

by LineNoize December 29, 2004

GFD

Gone For the Day

IM status - "GFD" meaning gone for the day or gone for day

by RJtek21 June 21, 2022

GFD

Great fucking day or Good freakin day

Today was a GFD.
Also, a good away status in Teams or Slack.

by RJtek21 May 23, 2022