Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.
Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!
Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!
Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!
Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!
Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!
Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!
Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!
Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
by DCC John Stalker January 21, 2012
I didn’t have sex but I did get some dick last night
She was getting dick even tho they never had sex
She was getting dick even tho they never had sex
by Argon1000 November 11, 2018
Sort of like "Get your shit together." Means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. Only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.
Guy A: "damn dude, I can't figure out how to get our internet to work."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."
Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."
Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."
by CodyfromPcola February 03, 2010
To get dicked:
- Hey, lads. I just realised, we don't need to worry about the third mine anymore.
- Good old Ken's fucking found it for us. Cheers Ken! Always getting dicked, mate.
- Hey, lads. I just realised, we don't need to worry about the third mine anymore.
- Good old Ken's fucking found it for us. Cheers Ken! Always getting dicked, mate.
by selaflaure July 19, 2015
by Jayda Bell December 05, 2017
Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.
by bishop j $ilk July 03, 2006
What Jaden is trying to do when she is waving down cars in the ghetto with her knee-high boots and busting out 48 EE tits.
Jaden was so sexually frustrated, she hit the talk button and said "I need to masturbate or get dicking NOW!"
by Dan September 30, 2004