Lao Gan Ma

What the CCP used to force feed John Cena while recording in the concentration camp.

John Cena:" I already sang the fuckin national anthem now what u want"
Soldier:" Now u take this rat poison and tell the world how good it is"
John Cena:" wtf is lao gan ma?"
Soldier:" it is a mix of rat piss, fired horse cock and your family"
John Cena:"Like shit im eatin this"
Soldier:"Just record u eatin and u get the 20k is ez, chau ni ma"

by Jow Bidan May 4, 2021

gan

fuck in chinese

gan ni lao mu = fuck your mother

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Gan-Grape

Gan-Grape. (verb) when one ore more individuals partake in the graping (like the grapist does) of another person(s). This is very different from gang rape which is a horrible crime. Graping someone is simply the act of yelling the word GRAPE and/or throwing grape soda at someone.

GRAPIST: hey! there goes that guy that only drinks pepsi! let's GRAPE 'em!

DUDE: all right, you and me will Gan-Grape him in the mouth!

PEPSI GUY: OHHH NOOO!!!!!! GRAAAAAAP! GRAAAAPE!!! mmmmmm grapey...

by The Grapist's Personal Monkey October 14, 2009

Gan Eng Seng Secondary School

very good on spending money on useless things, if u go to the GO can see very nice fish tank but go to the canteen can see student’s throwing chair and shit. very nice classroom but the toilets damn creepy. go alone always got one cubicle locked up, dont know why. students say its haunted.

discipline wise to win the special seat in detention just come to school 1-2 min late then stand outside at the school entrance do national anthem. not only that detention not enough for them, want u suffer, take away ur phone/ ezlink.

we dont even have our own school field, during pe always got some old uncle running on the pavement, doing excercise, very budget liao

school attire is the BIGGEST issue actually, who the hell decides to put some out of fashion design for pe, material also DAMN HOT no matter what. uniform, uncomfortable. thats it. both also slightly see through walaowey.

positive side is the canteen vendors, so kind so sweet. thats it.

Student 1: Eh walao why this chair even worse than hawker centre
Student 2: Welcome to Gan Eng Seng Secondary School

by founder of GESS August 20, 2021

Gan Bei

Chinese tradition of toasting after dinner. Literally means "bottoms up," "dry the cup," or "empty your glass." Often started by a host who might toast all seated as his table, or by walking over to each guest and toasting them at their place at the table. Also see gan bei-ing

Host: I will visit you four times this evening to gan bei.

Guest: What, only four times?

by Social Media Scientist June 1, 2011

Gan Mao Ling

Chinese herb used to treat or prevent colds. More of a prevention for first signs of a cold.

"hey, wassup man, my nose is kinda runny, you got anymore of that gan mao ling?"

by Chigga Wit Da Sungrasses December 5, 2003

gan*

a popular abbreviation of the word gangsta. A gangsta is someone who walks the gangsta walk, talks the gangsta talk and generally is just gangsta..and v. blingin. It can also be used as a term to describe someone who's cool (ahem)

you are well gan* blad init

by i-rock September 1, 2008