furfuffle

a curfuffle... between two pets.

our two german shepherds were play-fighting, but then it escalated into a full-on FURFUFFLE!

by dog fight! February 10, 2014

Furfur

Arguably the most badass demon of all time. He looks like a deer with bat wings, and he can summon storms at will. Needless to say, he's very popular with heavy metal bands.

Long live Furfur, the Great Earl of Hell.

by Hecleh August 28, 2014

furfywinkle

a gay uncircumsized penis

hey, i heard Elton John has a furfywinkle!

by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004

furfaggot

Slang for a furry, a relatively new species of neckbeard that believe they're neon blue mammals and jerk off to crude deviantart profiles including said mammals. Some furfaggots dress up as a mammal and fuck eachother, looking like a bunch of sweaty Disney characters gone wrong. Some furfaggots like to hang tails from their buttcrack to identify eachother. Some furfaggots buy dildos molded after animal dongs to use on themselves/eachother. Most furfaggots clump together on cancerous sites such as furaffinity or deviantart and spam MS paint equivalent drawings involving animal penises.

~~On an internet forum~~

John: "YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF"

Jane: "I think you might be a cancerous furfaggot."

by pooperhunter69 June 25, 2014

furfew

(noun) The time until which a furry is aloud to fap to furry pr0nz.

Furry 1: Did you see that pic I linked you to last night? Talk about a fap attack!

Furry 2: Nah, you sent that at like 2am, that's waaaay past my furfew.

Furry 1: Bummer.

Furry 2: I can check it out when I get home though. Was it really that good?

Furry 1: *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

by JLeog September 10, 2011

Furfist

When you are anally fisted by a big, burly male with extremely hairy fingers and knuckles.

Braaaaahh. Last night when you ran to the store your dad took me downstairs and gave me the furfist. I can’t walk.

Guido makes a mean calzone but those hairy meathooks of his deliver an incredible furfist.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

furfentein

Exclamation for anything, used in any context

"I got a new car!"
"oo furfentein"

"my mom died"
"furfentein.."

"Yo I accidentally broke your cup"
"FURFENTEIN."

by livelyy October 28, 2022