functional idiot

A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.

Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.

by someguy1985 November 7, 2015

funclog

it is when you are a clogger pogger and you have fun in the way you pog and you are with your cuddle bug beatie and you fidget trade and are all having fun with a bugaboo

Claire: hello my beatie I am very much happy
Audrey: Hello clogger pogger I was just pogging in a not sus way
Claire: SO ZOOPY WE ARE FUNCLOG

by funclogshitz June 22, 2021

lollipops and fancy pants

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.

Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"

by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019

Function

Coined in the Bay Area in California, a "function" is another word for a party

Did you see him at the function last night? The boy was giggin'.

by Grace M for Composition Class October 10, 2019

Face Fancy

Facial Hair, a moustache or a beard or a moustache beard combination. Something that makes your face look fancy.

David Bellamy has a massive face fancy

by bexywoo June 7, 2009

the speech function

without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice.

also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.

"Siyock!!"
"What the hell?"
"Oh sorry, that was the speech function on my Mac"

by wambulance June 12, 2009

funchline

Luke Hemmings Sang Funchline instead of punchline in a cover and it was the cutest thing ever like the person who sang it :)

i think your funny when you tell the FUNCHline wrong- luke hemmings - teenage dream -

by Moonlightdeyes April 22, 2016