Funcle 

A contraction for "fucking uncle" If your uncle was an asshole, or had beaten you, whatever your case may be... he is a funcle.

My funcle just yelled at me for getting home at 11:00 at night and I'm 24!

Funcle by bowflexdan July 27, 2010

Funcle 

When a woman fucks two men that are brothers, gets pregnant, and births the child. Unaware of who the true father is, the two men are both labelled the "funcle." A father uncle.

Brother 1: Amy really wants to have sex with brothers.

Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.

Funcle by haveyoueverbeenwithsistersbefo April 14, 2021

funcle 

a female uncle

when your aunt marries a woman she becomes your female uncle there for you get funcle

funcle by lilbit78 February 8, 2010

Funcle 

Typically men named Jeff and have sexual relations with their childhood best friend. Funcle's love to ski and are oddly attracted to little boys with the last name doyle. It's a big turn on for a "funcle"

My dad is leaving at night to meet my funcle when mommy goes to sleep

Funcle by JRDUSA April 19, 2018

funcle 

Short for full-uncle, meaning genetically closer than a mother's half-brother.

My mom has two siblings, her brother Bob and half-brother Jordan. Bob is my funcle, where as Jordan is simply my uncle.

funcle by arizonahd May 15, 2018

funcle 

fake uncle(usually close family friend)

My Funcle is taking me to dinner.

funcle by MELISSSSSAAAAA March 14, 2019

Funcle 

A fun uncle

My funcle always bounced me on his lap

Funcle by anonymous May 4, 2020