Funch

Fuch is a sentence Mixed with “fucking punch”
It was created by a bunch of dumb preschoolers.

I’m gonna funch you

by Polly beavis June 30, 2019

Funch

To punch someone in the Jack and Danny

Mate, I couldn't get it up, so i funched her and fucked off.

by Eagle chops. May 13, 2018

Funch

A cool guy who is very good at playing Swain. he is very tall and sexy

Hey it's Funch. He is so good at Swain

by Elbo69 February 14, 2021

Funch

To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.

As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

by Todd M. December 14, 2006

funching

fucking and hunching

same as having intercourse and dry sex

by anonymous May 13, 2005

funch

Fun lunch. Eating not just for sustenance, but in such a way as to really enjoy your mealtime.

"Let's head to the brewery for funch!" or "Screw your boring lunch, I'm going out to funch!"

by laughtercrystal December 15, 2014

funches

An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck"

That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to get the funches out here lest I funch him up!

by jack spencer December 13, 2003