Fump

FUMP (fump) n. <fumpy, fumps>, adj. <fumpishly>

1. Fucked Up Magee Person. Challenged individual who casts a social a plague upon the community.
2. A person who engages in an activity without talent or skill.
3. A person who has failed significantly at something.
4. Something or someone that disappoints.
5. A sexually immoral predator or sex addict.

(fumpish, fumpy)

He was the most fumpish person I ever met.
Wow, only a fump could have failed that test.

by Jedi Pimp January 23, 2004

Fump

When a man gets a sex change and has his penis turned inside out, But later after the surgery he gets and erection and if shoots back out into a penis again.

Oh shit guys turn that porn off or I'm gonna Fump!

That guy was gonna fuck me but when i saw his hot body i fumped and he left

Sometimes i put puke in my mangina and watch porn till i fump and shoot puke all over the place!

by Drewster UHHH December 30, 2008

fump

combo of fuck and hump

I'd fump her!

by Mike March 12, 2004

FUMP

Fucking Dump

Michael: Im sorry Emma im going to fump you

by THOTKILLA July 2, 2020

Fump

Fump, a very plump woman.

Damn, that bitch was a fump.

by kysstarman July 15, 2023

Fumped

To be dumped (relationship) through the social networking platform "Facebook"

Person A notifying Person B that they no longer wish to remain in a relationship using FACEBOOK as a method of communicating the message. Being dumped on Facebook or Fumped for short.

by JonORourke May 16, 2009

Fump

To fart and jump at the same time.

he got out of his chair and fumped.

by Y42D1 April 26, 2005