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Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.
“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”
by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021
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Fuffernugget

A jellyfish that dances on top of Coach Andy's head while eating grapefruit, then jumps of watches Topher twerk in his speedo and takes over the world while wearing a colorful sumbrero...
"Son of a fuffernugget!!" Yelled Topher.
by MShock February 3, 2014
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fumperdink

N. a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person. A bumbling idiot.
Uncle Billy from Tennessee is a fumperdink. (:
by 123025lci October 10, 2019
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Fumder

a sly reference to the 'color of the carpet'. Spelled forwards, RED MUF, is a subtle way of pointing out the fair skinned ginger heads without the obnoxiousness.

Synonymous with: Fire crotch, Ring of Fire, Ginger, Hot Box
1) Dude, Fumder, five o'clock. I fuckin' love read heads, they're usually psychotic... but I DIG IT!

2) Dude, she's a fumder.

3) Hey, what's up Fumder?
by ellejayvtheworld June 13, 2010
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fummer

mannn.....that was such a fummer.....we had a blast!! WOO HOO
by lalafun June 16, 2010
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fufer

A womans bush. ie: an excessivly hairy female private region.
Shit naw, I ain't tappin no fufer tonight! rather grab me sum of that there goddamn donkey kong.
by G. Brevitt P. November 5, 2006
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fumper

fumper - when you date a girl that is really hot just to get inside of her pants, then you break up with her
mike - hey bro this girl is bangin and she likes me but I don't want to go out with her

Timmy - yeah I got you do what I always do "fumper"

mike - "fumper" ?

Timmy - yeah it's when you date a girl just to get in her pants then you break up with her after you do. hence the name "fumper"
by transformersfiend411 August 13, 2009
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