Full as a butchers pump

Something Pop says.

I’m as Full as a butchers pump

by Georgiadarcychardrew October 19, 2019

Full as a bingo bus

Drunk as fuck!

"How was last night?"
"I was fucked, drank way too much... full as a bingo bus"

by TippyTappyFlea September 23, 2023

Full as a goog

A goog is the tip of a condom.

Nothing worse than finishing a dinner and Grandma say “ooff I’m full as a goog” and grandpa sitting in silence thinking “yeah ya are!!l

by Peppieskunkcat December 31, 2023

as full as bill

A figure of speech used to express fullness, typically after a large meal of food. It is said that the saying originates from Bill Clinton, who is known to eat large, hearty meals.

A: Yo man, can't believe we ate all that food!
B: Yeah dawg, I'm as full as bill

by mashedpotatotoots August 6, 2016

As full as a teaspoon

/az,əz/ /fʊl/ /az,əz/ /ə/ /ˈti spu n/
idiom
Used to describe the degree of fullness when it is equivalent to the volume of a teaspoon.
Teaspoons are used for adding sugar and stirring hot drinks, which is considered to be 5 millilitres when used as a measurement.

**feeling sleepy, eat a teaspoon of food, then go back to sleep.**
MUM: "Wait! Eat before you sleep!"
Ariel: "Goon night! I'm AS FULL AS A TEASPOON now."

by woshinidiecao February 22, 2022

As Full as a Gypsy's Bra

Refers to the saying of somebody having hugely over-indulged in alcohol as traditionally gypsy women have large breasts and it were they hard cash is stowed. Statement thought to have originated in North Antrim, Ireland.

Me-Did you have a good night last night? You were pretty drunk when i seen you.

You- Oh yeah I was as full as a gypsy's bra!

by Horsebox361 August 31, 2010

Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

by tomcat at avalon July 19, 2012