Doomsday Fucker

The legendary sex toy.

Person 1: "Your dick isn't doing it enough for me."

Person 2: "Okay, let me pull out my Doomsday Fucker."

by The Butt Fuck February 8, 2018

Soda Fucker

A regular asshole who causes trouble and always carries a can of soda with them

Mike : Dude you better quit messin around Chad will fire you!
Steve : I don't give a shit he can kiss my ass!
Chad : What was that Steve you want me to stick something in your ass!
Steve : Buzz off you Soda Fucker!
Chad : When I'm done with this can I will stick it up your ass!
Steve : Ohh I'm Scared!!
Steve : Oh Shit! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

fuckerdness

1. To be in a position of complete utter helpless ness, sometimes by your own doing but most

commonly being screwed over by someone who you trusted
2. Completely fucked at all angles

I am in complete fuckerdness, thanks to that tweaker scumJoel pushreset who really jake placed my ass!

by benhookiscool December 16, 2014

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.

"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO December 3, 2017

fuckerhead

An expression used when all other derogatory terms have been exhausted to describe someone that has surpassed the boundaries of all moronic and idiotic gestures.

Man that guy is a shit eating son of a bitch! He's such a...a...fuckerhead!

by brandonocity June 21, 2008

Chair Fucker

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.

Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."

by UNan February 6, 2015

swoop fucker

Usually used in a workplace setting. Defines someone, usually management level, that comes into a big project at the last minutes and changes things for the worse, thereby ruining the project.

"Dammit, the ten of us have been working day and night for the last two weeks on that presentation. Then that swoop fucker shows up the afternoon before the meeting and took out all the good parts."

by Dwardisimo Rex September 14, 2008