Fedatheist

An individual who chooses to define him/herself as an atheist for the sole purpose of being accepted in atheist culture, thus getting attention, and the feeling of superiority over others, while being mostly or entirely ignorant to the actual beliefs of atheism. This lifestyle is achieved by the said Fedatheist acting generally rude and annoyed by others, frequently boasting of their wit, edgy personality, or anti-religious thoughts, and of course, wearing an unflattering fedora in an effort to look intelligent, introspective, or, as aforementioned, edgy. Optional additions to the lifestyle that typically enhance ones efforts at Fedatheism include Brony paraphernalia, an unkempt neckbeard, fingerless gloves(preferably black), an ultra-liberal political stance, pocket chains, and alleged membership with the internet hacktavist group Anonymous, usually in cohesion with a Guy Fawkes Mask. Fedatheists are commonly found a variety of internet forums in comments sections, having overzealous arguments with others, and regarding any belief besides that of atheism as utter stupidity and a crime. Fuck Fedatheists. Buncha dickweeds.

Normal Human Being~ "Who here would like to have an intelligent conversation about various religious aspects?"

Fedatheist~ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAIRY-TALE, OPPRESSIVE, FAG-BURNING BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING FUNDIE PLEB. I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND YOU PRAY TO YOUR NONEXISTENT GOD TO FIX IT FOR YOU. YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR PARENTS GOT DIVORCED AND HUNG THEMSELVES, BECAUSE THEY COULD BARE TO HAVE THEIR EUPHORIC INTELLIGENCE STIFLED BY THE LIKES OF YOU WITH YOUR NONSENSICAL BOOK OF LIES WRITTEN BY CRETINS 2,000 YEARS AGO. THE ONLY GODS I PRAY TO ARE CARL SEAGEN, BILL NYE, AND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON. I HOPE HELL DOES EXIST SO YOU ALONE CAN BURN THERE IN YOUR RETARDATION OF A BELIEF. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO 42O BLAZE IT, FUCK MY RAINBOWDASH SEX PILLOW, AND MAKE A RAGE COMIC ABOUT HOW I PITIED YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE. MAY DARWIN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR FUNDIE SOUL."

Normal Human Being with appropriate response~ "Jesus Christ dude. Calm down."

by A User Of The Internet March 16, 2014

fuxat

pronounced FUCKS-AT

1. An exclaimation meaning "What praytell is it that you are refering to?"

2. "what is that?" esp. unassessable gender

3. "what all this then?"

1.
*Gutenburg shows someone his printing press for the first time*
Other guy: Fuxat?
Gutenburg: Printing press!

2.
*someone sees a long haired feminine looking man*
Someone: Fuxat?
Someone Else: Looks like a guy
Someone: I think it's a chick!

3.
*cop sees a bunch of kids smoking*
Cop: Fuxat?
Kids: Printing press?

by BrettShipes April 17, 2006

fupdate

A word we use all the time where I work. It's when a software company releases an update to the program that introduces more bugs than it fixed. It is, of course, a contraction of "fucked up" and "update".

Chris: You get that buggy software doing what you want yet?

Madmann: No, they sent me a fupdate. I'm about a week behind where I was yesterday....

by Madmann October 14, 2005

Fuat

A generous, fun, amazing, stong and loyal person who dedicates not only their time but also their heart into helping those who are close to them. A general all round great guy, who can brighten even the darkest of days. To know a Fuat is to know home.

Silly Rabbit, you are such a Fuat

by -gul- November 5, 2013

fodat

A contraction of "for" and "that": "for that". The media has blitzed us with the phrase "for that". It has become so common to link the word that it has created its own contraction.

There's an app fodat.

"What does fodat mean? Use urbandictionary.com fodat!"

by R00ST3R January 27, 2010

furatious

An action or time in place where you were extra mad more mad than furious

I’m so furatious right now.

by Sabribri y Yasi y Lisa November 14, 2021

Fudarea

The general zone around the Fud. An especially pleasant zone is known as Upper Fudarea.

"Are you going anywhere nice with your girlfriend this evening?"

"Yes, Upper Fudarea"

by rossco pico October 26, 2005