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Fuckology

Derived from "fuck all" meaning absolutely nothing, i.e. 'fuck-all-ogy'.

A pejorative combination used in or of academia, especially sociology studies. Exemplified by the creation or synthesizing of theory or methodological frameworks, e.g. citing pretentious complex language to explain simple social phenomena in order to seem legitimate. Not to be confused with the science of sex (of “fucking” as it were).

For example, a doctor of fuckology meaning "a doctorate in absolutely nothing of any value". The word later made its way into porn industry via the title by either a secondary meaning or misappropriation; 'Babyface and the Fuckologist'.

The word fuckology seems to have come about because of a sense of inadequacy in the arts and social sciences towards "real" sciences.
Notably used in the intro to The Sex Pistols 1977 version of Iggy Pop's No Fun.

"Here we go now, a sociology lecture, with a bit of psychology, a bit of neurology, a bit of fuck-all-ogy (fuckology), no fun ..."
by the other definitions are wrong February 22, 2008
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fuck log

An unusually thick penis.
I got that bitch drunk last night and gave her my fuck log in the back seat of my car.
by Baloon Knot Bill December 17, 2006
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fuckload

(n.) 1. A whole fucking lot.
"I got a fuckload of money from winning the lottery."
by Razukin December 1, 2002
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Fuckbogf

\’fək-bȯg-eff\ - interjection
An exclamation used to express mild outrage, disgust or contempt.

Origin: Nottingham, UK.
“Fuckbogf! These hobbits are dangerous. That’s my ring, little ‘fella, give it back!”
by jimmyjazz8 April 24, 2011
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The British Fucklock

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.
"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"
by The Snatch Dispatch January 31, 2009
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Fuckology

The study and/or practice of fucking
I am taking Fuckology 101 this semester. Bitches.
by Colonel Pubes March 4, 2009
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fuckload

I've got a fuckload of work to do today.
by Spruce December 7, 2003
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