Fucktits

a unit of measure used to describe how wasted you are.

dude im high as fucktits!!!

hey, lets get fucktit drunk.

by LLLUUUCCCAAASSSS January 27, 2010

fucktits

Disregard this one too. . .Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.

Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.

by Fatass February 24, 2003

Too many FuckIts

The reason an alcoholic gives for having to quit drinking.

Should I sleep on the sofa or drive 10 minutes home? ehhh FuckIt....where's my keys?

5 hours earlier;

Should I go home or to the bar? ehhh FuckIt....I'll just stop for one.

Too many FuckIts gets expensive in many ways.

by J.R from Orlando December 4, 2010

fuckitis

A serious medical condition of both brain and central nervous system which is sometimes caused by head trauma or drama.

Cause; Unknown but can be hereditary.

Symptoms; Subjects never seems to learn from their mistakes. Fucked up.

He was diagnosed with Fuckitis and went to a Fuckologist hoping for a cure.

by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011

Fuckits

To have so much of something that your attitude towards using/spending/loosing it is "fuck it". Even more than "buckets" of something. Sometimes spelled "fuckets" if the amount of fucks given is slightly larger than for fuckits

I am going to go buy a helicopter. My dad has fuckits of money so he won't care.

by Myth9 June 8, 2015

fucketts

Getting or having the 'Fucketts' is to lazy, not wanting and cant be bothered to do fucking anything at all!

E.g Mary Are you coming out with us tonight?

A: nope ive a serious case of the "Fucketts"

by Devine Kismet August 31, 2018

Fuckits

A smicked out bong. Usually made from a river rock litre bottles or a bottle of frosty jacks.

Any fuckits on d go?

by Barrickbusta May 19, 2019