fuck monkey

It's a cum dumpster

Your a fuck monkey you got hoes coming out of your ass like you don't even know

by bevis9978 June 17, 2015

fuck monkey

a moron with a small penis who cant "make-a the saix" says group x

ryan seacrest or emo-haters....iam emo and i am god so STFU AND EAT SHIT ON A SHINGLE!!!
bob:ryan seacrest is deep
emo(me):u r a fuck monkey

by emo defender January 18, 2007

Fuck Monkey

Someone who acts at an extrodinare act of monkeyness while instating sexual intercourse.

"Jana was such a Fuck Monkey last night in bed!"

by OsamaBALLS April 6, 2008

Fuck Monkey

when you insert preperation H in a womans ass during sex then pull it out and stick it on the tip of your ass making the image of a monkey tail, afterwards the women will usually eat the preperation H pad.

im a hoe with a chick whos willing to give a fuck monkey

by jeremy nemeth bitch June 14, 2007

Get To The Fucking Monkey

Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.

As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod

King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.

"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."

by Shabang me February 23, 2009

ya fucking monkey

a retarded phrase that people say when they wake someone up or to make people laugh

YA FUCKING MONKEY WAKE UP

by handless April 26, 2009

Virtual Fuck Monkey

An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.

Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.

by Strangefan July 5, 2011