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fuckerware party

A party, usually attended by women or couples (but almost never just by men, and single men are almost never invited unless they're of the homosexual occasion). It is held at one person's house. That person may or may not be the host. Whomever the host actually is will come to the party with several large plastic bins filled with sex toys, lingerie, lubricants, and oils.

Kind of like a Pampered Chef, Tastefully Simple, or Tupperware party.
Ever since my wife came home with all that stuff from the fuckerware party, she hasn't had sex with me.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen April 12, 2006
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fuckrag

A woman who has been fucked so much that she has the sensitivity of a rag.
Boy, I thought Britney would be a good lay, but I guess fucking all those guys desensitized her. Now, she's nothing more than afuckrag.
by asphinctersayswhat February 20, 2007
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fuckrag

1. The usage of a rag in sexual relations

2. An insult used on a lower life-form
"What the hell, fuckrag!"
by VinceJ February 18, 2003
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fuckeration

A purely sexual variation on the word 'seperation' or the words "Kevin Bacon" used almost exlusively in the "six degrees of" sense. Most often used to describe the invariably high number of people that you have indirectly fucked when you use the 'six degrees of seperation' in a sexual context.
Scott: I can't believe that I just fucked that chick...she is such a whore!

Mandy: Yah, I wouldn't want to play six degrees of fuckeration with her....!
by Scott Harkness June 21, 2006
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fuckering

1. n. The process of dealing with a person, place, or thing in such a way as a total fucker would.

2. v. present tense. Treating an item as a total fucker would.
1. Well, somebody gave that thing a severe fuckering.

2. Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight, fellas. The mechanic's not done fuckering my car yet.
by tpb July 25, 2003
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fuckerpastic

adj. L. fuckerpasticum, fuckerpastici, Gr. fukerpastikon, fukerpastikoi; from Gr. fuké meaning "the peak and summit of existence" + pastis meaning "dingleberries".

1. a. "most agreeable," b. "particularly unique," c. "spectacular," or 2. related to the person or actions of Chester Leonard Olszewski, a.k.a. Pope Peter II of Bradford, PA.

fuckerpastry n., fuckerpast n., fuckerpastically adv.
That was a fuckerpastic dictionary entry.
He fuckerpastically mounted her moaning body.
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fuckrageous

1. an outrageous fuck; the best wild freaky sex of your life.
2. someone who is believed to have great freaky sex.
My girl Rachel is so fuckrageous, she tied me up to the ceiling and fucked me through a hole in the roof.
by Mr. Yum Yum February 5, 2007
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