Fart fuck

Some one who is a fart and a fuck and listens to dance music

Hi fart fuck, what are you doing today

by The Hulk October 3, 2003

fart fuck fucker

A person who likes to fuck a fart fuck.

Hey fart fuck! Wanna go fuck? Cause you see, I'm a fart fuck fucker!

by GuyNextDoor May 18, 2006

Fuck in the Fart

This is a typical behavior from a girl whom isn't very well put together...alright, a down-right mess that you shouldn't be fucking with in the first place. While amidst full coitus, your man shaft is deeply engaged with her purple-walled clam stem. Before you know it, while your ball bag is pressed against her brown spider hole, she lets a disco biscuit fly. The reverb from her gas flutters against your man sac and engulfs the room with a cloud of toxins. At this exact moment she grasps your arms tightly and makes you stare into her eyes while your fuck in her fart.

"Ahhh man, that chick is such a mess I can't stop staring at her, it's like staring into the sun, she'll totally make me fuck in the fart."

"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!"

"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."

by CockCousteau October 23, 2012

Tongue Fart Her Fuck Box

When your tongue punch her fart box so hard that when you speak the words come out wrong. You come out after getting snatch juice all over your face and go fucking hell I proper Tongue Fart her Fuck Box

Mate you never guess what I did the other day?

What bro?

I got down on her and pressed my tongue right between her back piece.

Oh shit really?

Yeah man got right down and tongue fart her fuck box and gave her a right good seeing to after...

That sounds fucking sweet bro!

Yeah man fucked her senseless

by PUSSYMAGNET1002 March 23, 2020

fuck out my fart

the act of, or attempt to co-ordinate, anal sex for the clinically constipated.

note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.

constipation sufferer number one - man i am cramped up and my laxatives only onset my severe genital warts, i wish someone would fuck out my fart

onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.

by waste June 19, 2006

Fart-Fish-Fuck

Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...

Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"

by Stains and Smears May 30, 2018

fuck out my fart

A phrase which means I love you.

Have I ever told you how much I want you to fuck out my fart?

by Suzi January 6, 2004