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Fuck-Stain 

the mark left in your bed after sex, or nick name for someone whos stupid
Man i got out of bed this morning and there was a huge fuck-stain on the sheets
John your a fuck-stain shut up.
Fuck-Stain by Zipppy July 13, 2006

fuck-stain 

A sploch left on a surface where sexual relations has been performed.
1)After they were done making whoopi, they noticed that there was a huge fuck-stain left on the table.

2)Eric is a fuck-stain.
fuck-stain by B Horton February 15, 2004

hog breath cum stain fuck nut

derogatoryword, used to insult some wierd fullah who did some wierd shit
you hog breath cum stain fuck nut!! why would you do your sister like that?

piss stained fuck custard 

spunk contaminated with stale piss

satin fuck 

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.
Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"
satin fuck by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024
a person who has no redeeming values or qualities, who simply exists, and with their existence does nothing but complain and take from the world. they provide nothing in the way of stimulating conversation, great personality, etc. they simply take up space and own a body.
"Gee, he's such a useless fuckstain."
fuckstain by caiaphas December 14, 2006