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fasturbate

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions
my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate
by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005
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textually frustrated

When you are desperately waiting for a text and you either get a text from a person you don't want it to be or it takes time to come through, one becomes textually frustrated.
"yo,i have been waiting all night for shaniqua to text me and all i have got in the last hour is a message from ma moms"
... "F dat, you must be textually frustrated"
by jpz11 June 22, 2009
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frustrated voter

An originally harmless term that has recently turned in Slovakia into a strongly offensive name for a person who hates their own life so much that they are willing to attend the regional elections and vote for a neo-nazi jerk to become their regional governor.

These people suffer from an excessive use of mental shorcuts like: " I am not able to buy as big TV as my neighhbour has... My life sucks... Whose fault is it? Fuck, I am going to vote for the funny angry guy with this cute moustache. And we will kick those black asses out of our country!"
The term has a great potential to become a name for any loser who is desperate to blame someone else for their fail and uses it as an excuse to act like a complete asshole.
- Have you heard? Jozko got drunk last night and started to fight with the nice foreign barman in our pub.
- Oh, that frustrated voter! He must have learned his best friend Fero is shaggin' his chick.

- Stop being a frustrated voter, Terka! You cannot boil your golden fish just because you didn't get the Barbie for Christmas!

- The frustrated voters finally have their reason to celebrate after the elections in Slovakia.
by maroch November 26, 2013
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sexually-frustrated googling

Furious googling for that perfect piece of adult entertainment for your adult entertainment needs.
Even after 5 hours of sexually-frustrated googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.
by some-random-guy December 18, 2014
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Sexually frustrated

When a female/male in a long term relationship is not getting their desires fulfilled by enough or any sexual activity/sex.
I'm dying for masturbation I'm sexually frustrated
by MyNanlikesit May 28, 2017
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frustabate

The solace masturbation you engage in immediately after getting home from a date that went uncontrollably awry.
Guy #1: Hey man how'd it go?
Guy #2: Hold on I'll be right back to shotgun a PBR after I frustabate.
Guy #1: That bad hunh?
by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2008
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fraturbate

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.
Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.
by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010
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