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fruit cup

When your lady cups and gently lifts your testicles and doinker with her hand effectivley forming a fruit cup.
My taint's a little sweaty, why don't you hook me up with a fruit cup to let that shit breathe!
by K Klams June 27, 2007
mugGet the fruit cupmug.

fruit cup apology

when someone has frequent and unjustified angry outburst but upon the realization they have no friends left they hand out fruit cups instead of apologies this is done because they don't believe they have done anything wrong but they still need people on their side
Janice acted like a crazy bitch yesterday and thinks this fruit cup will make up for it.. I'll accept the fruit cup apology just because the drama otherwise would be exhausting
by crazyasian March 18, 2015
mugGet the fruit cup apologymug.

Fruit Cup Apology

When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.

Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.

If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.

It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.
by Fragglerock March 20, 2015
mugGet the Fruit Cup Apologymug.

fruit cup

A CONDOM. This word is created with the Chinese word for penis which is "papaya", and the American meaning of the word which is a kind of fruit. Since you put papayas in fruit cups, it would be like putting your penis or "papaya" in somthing. The penis is the fruit and the condom is the cup. And that's how "fruit cup" was born.
Use a fruit cup to prevent STD's.
by Scratch DJ February 4, 2005
mugGet the fruit cupmug.

freckled fruit cup

A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends
You see that freckled fruit cup over there?

Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot
by FreckledFruitCup September 7, 2017
mugGet the freckled fruit cupmug.

mexican fruit cup

When a guy puts his nose in a girls vagina and his tongue in her anus.
Dude I gave her a Mexican fruit cup and she squirted in my left nostril
by The host boss January 29, 2014
mugGet the mexican fruit cupmug.

tootsie roll fruit cup

The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.
Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.

Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"
by andrewn September 17, 2013
mugGet the tootsie roll fruit cupmug.

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