frook shoken

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.

'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'

by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017

Semi-Froody

Something/Someone that is both froody and unfroody.

"Hey, am I froody?" "Nah, you're semi-froody"

by Random F. F. Dent June 27, 2019

Froomie

person who is an Avetard and Ou Tard and is lit asf and the best roomie on the block, also the plug for weed, also happens to have an insane weed tolerence

Froomie told us we can use his dab rig to smoke tonight.

by TurnM3Up November 8, 2019

froogan

a word made up by Buzzfeed to manipulate the internet masses into using a new word. much like gretchen weiners trying to make "fetch" happen.

What asshats the internet dwellers are. Can you believe they took a quiz to determine if they were froogan? - Buzzfeed editor

by deboone January 7, 2015

Froogle

A shopping tool from google that existed between 2003 and 2007. Like this if you remember froogle. Also I am sure we can all agree that froogle is better than the shitfest that we today call google product search/google shopping.

I miss Froogle. Fuck this new Google Shopping bullshit.

by WhyDidYouJustLookAtMyUsername July 27, 2016

frood

Really amazingly together guy

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who knows where his towel is.

by ruther July 8, 2003

A really hoopy frood

In the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams, hoopy is defined as "a really together guy."

A frood is defined as "a really amazingly together guy."

An example from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy which discusses the importance of towels is as follows:

"Hey you, sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!"

by ZaphodB July 19, 2005