Fritzle Five

A High five like gesture used to highlight a situation of sheer and utter win on a epic scale.

Person one - "your mum screwed her cousin and didnt get the jail cause its legal?"
Person two - "fritzle give"

*Then follows the fritzle five"

by fritzle five July 27, 2009

Fritzed

Out of order, beyond economic repair esp. of electronic equipment, similar to "fried".

This capacitor is fritzed.

by Stephen Rodda August 13, 2006

Fritzer

In the trading of equity options, the execution of a trade so bad that the party in need of a fritzer is forced to buy above the market offer or sell below the market bid, usually due to a large stock or volatility move between consummation and execution of the trade. This generally means that the trade cannot be legally executed for some time, leading to much wailing and gnashing of teeth by the party taking the Fritzer.

CLERK: I can't f-ing print these, _____!
TRADER: We're going to need a Fritzer on this one!!! That mf-er ran me over!
....

SALES TRADER: Um, sorry about that one, ____.

by N_S_C May 18, 2007

Fritzel

To imprison or detain a friend, lover or family member, against their will, but under the sincere and well-meaning delusion that you are doing them a favour or it is for their own good.

I would never had finished that essay if my housemate hadn't Fritzeled me all weekend.

My mum said she would Fritzel me if I did more coke.

by DJ Barnes September 28, 2008

Fritzled

Past Tense.
The art of isolating another person for your own gain.

Have you seen Julia? No Gary Fritzled her away for the weekend.

by Gravitronxx March 29, 2010

Fritzkied

Getting so fucking wasted that all your feelings turn into no feelings. Creeks start to look like roads. And women are like dominoes; rack em up, and knock then down.

He was so Fritzkied he drove Mikes car into the creek.

by masterbaydin69 January 1, 2015

Fritznerson

One of the most hansome men on earth and is good at sport. And is also very lit

I met Fritznerson

by an;dbsakdbhiwbf/lkwe November 20, 2019