Force-friending

When someone you do not really care for but cannot seem to get away from forces herself upon you socially. He/She insists you get together to hang out and no matter how many excuses you give, you find yourself sitting across from them at coffee or cocktails.

I can't meet you tonight, Sophie is force-friending me and so we are having coffee.

by Flapper20 August 26, 2014

Dick Fitting

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.

Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.

by The Rockit April 27, 2010

fretting elephant

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

by The Russians June 21, 2011

Friending Spree

When a relatively new facebook/myspace user adds a bunch of strangers as "friends" to their social networking account.

I didn't have many "friends" so I went on a Friending Spree...

by cityguychicago March 24, 2009

forgetting sarah marshall

geniunely the greatest comedy film of the 21st century thus far, and also the only romcom in the universe aimed at men.

forgetting sarah marshall is ace.

by Dannnnn May 20, 2008

frenting

When you borrow or rent something from a friend rather than from a business.

I don't actually own Bioshock 2, I'm just frenting it from Jason.

by badfortune May 18, 2009

Frotting

When two men rub penises together in an attempt to start fire.

"The home of Lord Homosexual was burned down last night. One witness said they were frotting when the bed caught on fire, even though the bed was supposedly fire resistant.

by TreuMinkzx March 19, 2015