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Friendwhore

When a friend takes all your friends. This girl/guy doesn't make their own friends but meets friends of friends and instantly becomes their best friend or tries to get on the same level of friendship. These people have a large pool of your friends.
I don't want to introduce her to my new friend from work because she's a friendwhore and I know by the end of the night she'll be snap chatting their faces to her contact list.
by cloverglover March 22, 2013
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Future wireless fieldwork

When two men touch each other through a linksys
Hey, are you into future wireless fieldwork?
by DeEnda February 16, 2010
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Friendwhore

Someone who wants attention/friends so desperately that they will literally do anything to get them. Most of the time, however, these people have no friends.

You might be a friendwhore if you:

Smash up altoids and snort them, pretending it is cocaine.

Have the "NASCAR" #8 on your car.

Smoke pot.

Drink WAY too much.

Try to impress girls way too often/take off your shirt every five seconds.

Prefer to let your biceps do the talking when they, in fact, have no oral cavities.

Peel out in the Westbrook parking lot.

You think the word "redneck" is a good term, and adorn your car with bumper stickers that have so.

Have over 3,000 friends on myspace. No one has that many friends, not including Tom Hanks, of course.

Post more than one (1) bulletin per every three (3) day period on myspace.

"FOOOOOTTTBBBAAAAALLL" is your catchphrase, and main debate point.

Listen to techno.

Are extremely loud. As in, HOLY CRAP I CANNOT CHANGE MY VOICE DOES ANYONE LIKE ME YET LOL YOU'RE A SLUT WANNA HAVE BUTTSEX

For women, it slightly different. As in:

If you add "Teehee!" to the end of a sentence. ADDING IT DISREGARDS ANYTHING SAID BEFORE IT, AND MAKES MOST MEN STOP LISTENING.

As in:

"My house is on fire....teehee!"

"I'm so wasted....teehee!"

"I have so many friends...teehee!"

Contrary to popular belief, the "icy bitch" personality does belong in the friendwhore category.
"DOOD YOU GUYS WANNA GO GET WASTED?!!?!?!?"

"No....not really.

"LOL YOU'RE A PUSSY LITTLE BITCH"
*peels out while listening to techno and snorting altoids*

"FOOOOTTTTTBBBBAAAALLLL!"

*rips off shirt, exposing pasty white stickboy chest, and later dies of AIDs two years later, without getting laid*

This, friends, is a massive friendwhore. You are warned. Preliminary signs of becoming a friendwhore are:

Buying a Ford Mustang.

Being an asshole.

Not being able to control/modulate your voice.

Getting anything with the rebel flag on it. This includes, but is not limited to:

Tattoos, belt buckles, belts, bumper stickers, license plates, baby diapers, drinks, brands, cocaine, AIDs babies, giraffes, FEDEX packages and small children.
by Dekha Derk September 18, 2008
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Friendbooker

(staring at a friendbooker)

- Who's she?
- Dunno' but she added me on facebook...
by 2u3enx July 3, 2010
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Friendlocke

A Nuzlocke Challenge, Done with other players. friendlocke Rules are Much like Nuzlocke challenges.
1) If a Pokémon Faints, it must be released.
2) You May only catch the first Pokémon in a route. If you fail to catch it (e.g., Accidentally making it faint or running away/Fleeing) You may not catch the next one.
In a Pokémon friendlocke, there are Extra Rules.
3) The Pokémon you catch become the character of someone you know. The player is chosen at random
Optional rules include (Only for Friendlocke)
4) By the 4th or 8th gym, you may Revive one Pokémon.
The Pokémon Friendlocke was made By Saltydkdan
When I joined thie Friendlocke I didn't expect this.
by lucky luciano (not really) January 8, 2022
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fieldwork

Noun. An expedition or activity aimed at meeting potential sexual partners.
I'm off to the party to perform some fieldwork.
by danisfullofit December 30, 2011
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friendbook

verb. A combination of friendster and facebook. Means to add someone to your friends on friendster or facebook that you haven't been in touch with for so long that you wonder if you are really still friends.
Did she really friendbook you??
by Rhiana January 4, 2009
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