Fishmongering

A type of trolling, often performed over IRC, that was created by Roman and the denizens of #Sanc. It is characterized by producing lulz and glory.

Person A: "Because I dont know about you, but I want to monger some fucking fish."

Person B: "That would be be fishmongering."

by JWolf July 1, 2012

Fishmonger

One who sells fish, and thusly smells of his mothers vagina.

Thou smelleth of a fishmonger!

by Nytehauq August 21, 2003

nazi fishmonger

A supporter of the third reich movement who sells seafood produce part time to make a little bit of extra coin. Not many are left due to overfished waters and the decreasing popularity in nazism. Used as an extremely offensive term towards the scum of society.

Piss off back to Berlin market you nazi fishmonger!!! Your scum of the earth you are!

by xXGeRmAnSaUsAgEXx March 17, 2017

the dirty fishmonger

gary's flying toilet

egg time

by the clan of dogs July 17, 2003

Amish Fishmonger

One who loves fish and everything about fish. He loves to sell fish from the back of his pickup truck. He has a wife that is his sex/food slave and is always concieving babies. He is often confused and insecure when it comes to Socializing with humans or decisions on a day to day basis.
Also loves his pooch and is always seen riding with pooch in front seat of truck. When wife is not around the pooch makes a good sex slave as well.

"Wow, that amish fishmonger ditched us again."

by Jamall Bearkly October 3, 2006

Fishmonger

A person who mongs fish.

Billy is a fishmonger because Billy chats shit to fish he catches until their pea sized brain turns to a fluid and seeps out of their flabbergasted mouth.

by Cheney Hawks January 14, 2022

Fishmonger's

They barely fucking exist now, you now find "fish" in those big shitty supermarkets. Their so-called "fish" has "great flavour and is mouth-watering" taste which is utter bullshit. Probably have more sawdust than actual fish in those fuckers.

Person1: I know what will happen, I will go to the supermarket to get fish and Person2 and Person3 should say I should go to the Fishmonger's.
Me, writing this: Oh you dickhead, I wanted a fucking story you shitty non-existent guy. Now my next definition has to be FUCKING DIFFERENT!

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024