freshwater square

Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.

"The poseurs in Williamsburg are a bunch of freshwater squares."

by meadams April 18, 2009

freshwater starfish

A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.

I found a freshwater starfish.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.

by Thefza October 24, 2019

freshwater tuna

A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.

I'm a gay fish of the freshwater tuna species.

by Eden Woods September 1, 2009

freshwater woofter

A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.

Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”

by Realfisher November 14, 2021

freshwater jellyfish

Ejaculation as a result of a nearby friend having intercourse in a body of fresh water, with or without you knowing.

Hey bro I just got stung by your freshwater jellyfish.

While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me right in the face.

by Captain boathouse July 26, 2012

watermelon flesh

A red-ass vagina.

Her vagina was so red that it looked like watermelon flesh

by Minecraft1238 February 17, 2019

Freshwater

A smell of a prostitute trying to freshen up before her next job.

She smells like freshwater before she went to do her next job.

by Mizz_Kaylee_Jo November 13, 2018