by Dawn Emerson January 15, 2018
Get the French toastmug. Oh my gosh honey, I have a wedgie from hell....Stop....Drop, ASS in the AIR....pull her pants down and shove those teeth in her ass, clamp down....and pull!!
"The French Toast" no mas wedgie
"The French Toast" no mas wedgie
by @ssm@ster July 8, 2009
Get the French Toastmug. First you pre-heat your steam iron to the highest setting. Wisk 1 large egg in liquid measuring cup. Add 1 tsp of vanilla extract, and 2 Tbsp of bread crumbs. Tilt your head upwards and pour egg mixture into your mouth, but do not swallow. While maintaining you head in tilted position, hold pre-heated iron above your mouth and touch your tongue to the hot surface of the iron for at least 6 seconds. Cool off tongue with maple syrup and whipped cream, and viola, french toast.
Johnny, why are you talking so funny? Johnny- "I bur my ung makin fren oas". Translator- He said he burnt his tongue making french toast.
by Buttwheat August 19, 2009
Get the french toastmug. by Ms Cullen June 26, 2008
Get the French toastmug. I just french toasted her
by DogShitMan June 3, 2018
Get the French Toastmug. When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.
Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.
Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.
Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.
Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
by Nardog February 5, 2010
Get the French Toast Alertmug. When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.
Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!
by avfjhawen February 20, 2011
Get the French Toast Emergencymug.