A nasty person who resembles french toast... usually has the following attributes: greasy hair-syrup, bad smelling-burnt eggs, baby powder in hair to try to cover up the grease-powdered sugar. May also be a mysterious whore-nobody knows where it came from and is everywhere.
Man: Hey did you see that Kaitlyn smith chick?
Woman: Yeah she's a real french toast.
Man: Hey, your right!
Woman: Yeah she's a real french toast.
Man: Hey, your right!
by christopher Eckelstien January 30, 2010
Get the French toastmug. "This dumb son of a french toast of a locker isn't opening."
"This is not a time for a person to french toast our project up."
"This is not a time for a person to french toast our project up."
by linuxalexa November 11, 2008
Get the French toastmug. by french toaster17 June 2, 2010
Get the French Toastingmug. by Dawn Emerson January 15, 2018
Get the French toastmug. First you pre-heat your steam iron to the highest setting. Wisk 1 large egg in liquid measuring cup. Add 1 tsp of vanilla extract, and 2 Tbsp of bread crumbs. Tilt your head upwards and pour egg mixture into your mouth, but do not swallow. While maintaining you head in tilted position, hold pre-heated iron above your mouth and touch your tongue to the hot surface of the iron for at least 6 seconds. Cool off tongue with maple syrup and whipped cream, and viola, french toast.
Johnny, why are you talking so funny? Johnny- "I bur my ung makin fren oas". Translator- He said he burnt his tongue making french toast.
by Buttwheat August 19, 2009
Get the french toastmug. by Ms Cullen June 26, 2008
Get the French toastmug. When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.
Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.
Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.
Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.
Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
by Nardog February 5, 2010
Get the French Toast Alertmug.