sneeze freeze

Most commonly found during the cold and flu season of 2012/2013. When you have the urge to sneeze, but cannot execute the sneeze.

My head was pounding, my eyes runny and worst of all, I have sneeze freeze. I just wish I could have an explosive sneeze and relief myself of my sneeze freeze.

by dbldckr January 3, 2013

Sumner Dairy Freeze

During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.

NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.

Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?

no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister

Douche

by I Like Dick poo fucker October 31, 2010

Seattle Freeze

The disdain Washingtonians have for invaders from other areas who show up and turn our trees into houses and clog our roads and freeways, yet want us to be friendly to them and cheerful about it.

"Hi there. Nice to meet you. Now go back where you came from." That's the Seattle Freeze for you.

by nyarlotep July 22, 2011

SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies

i just screen freezed the shit out your computer

by PegaASUS December 10, 2019

Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick

Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis

by D Flawless November 4, 2019

Seattle Freeze

What obnoxious out-of-toweners call it when we cultured, refined, artistic Seattleites feel annoyed and bored of them.

Oh my God I was so popular in Sticksville, why is everyone trying to get away from me? Seattle Freeze must get everybody. What, they're hanging out with that person? They don't seem very fun and loud compared to me! Must be a clique.

by Seattletron February 10, 2013

Seattle Freeze

The Seattle Freeze refers to how people from Seattle often seem distant and unfriendly when they realize that they are not nearly as cool as you are. I suppose most do not care, but you will find some that do, i.e they try to act cool around you but give up because their natural instincts are to be pedantic and to fill their brains with as much useless technical information as possible. If I need technical information, I'll use google. If I want to laugh, I'll go try a normal city. This is why I never stop on the way to Vancouver, BC while driving through the city on I-5. I grew up in a place where knowing how to tell a good joke was one of the most important qualities a person could have. A joke? Whats that? Oh, you mean when I laugh about how my Apple OS crashes every time I try to import photos into Preview? Ha..........oh, ha.........ha? Now where's that ramp to I-5, I need to get our of here.....if only I can find it. Anyway, the locals say its you, not us, that is the problem. Well, but to be honest, our boredom light goes on instantly whenever we try to engage you in conversation. Yawn........so get to the point, or would you prefer to fantasize that you are insightful, erudite and important?

Yesterday, I woke to a terrible Seattle freeze all over the city, and couldn't wait to get out of town.

by aldri49 July 30, 2021