fretting elephant

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

by The Russians June 21, 2011

frenting

When you borrow or rent something from a friend rather than from a business.

I don't actually own Bioshock 2, I'm just frenting it from Jason.

by badfortune May 18, 2009

fucking freezing

Extreme cold where your nuts feel like they are going to curl up and disappear

1:Dude, I can't see to find my balls.

2:That's because its fucking freezing out there. Get Inside Moron.

by SevenD February 10, 2008

Freetini

1. Free martiini's or any drinks a women ges while out at a bar or night club; especially when she feigns interest.
2. Free alcohol, usually tricked out of the supplier.

These girl spent the whole night at the bar juicing playboy for freetini's; faking like she was interested in him.

by Xavier Lamont December 21, 2004

Fleeting Expletive

Usually a single curse word or indecency during a live TV or radio broadcast. It's the media's version of the "F-Bomb", used by the FCC in assessing fines against broadcasters.

Joe Biden's comment on Health Care Reform after introducing the President ("...it's fucking important...") was a Fleeting Expletive.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction in the half-time show of Super Bowl XXXVIII was a visual Fleeting Expletive.

by Doktari July 15, 2010

Freeding

Freeding: (verb) To read magazines in a shop with no intention of purchasing the magazine.

When I met Matt this morning in the shop, he had been freeding for the last 30 minutes in the magazine section.

by Wordlee July 19, 2014

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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006