Frankengoober 

a retard who can't do things right

Man, You are a damn frankengoober. Get it straight

Frankengoober by Shmexylatte November 25, 2007

Frankenporksword 

When your porksword gets some sort of infection and turns a mangy, rotten colour. It may even fall off in extreme cases of frankenporksword-itis.

Joe:Oh my God, i think i've got frankenporksword!
Clyde:Hahaha, unlucky!

Frankenporksword by jack almighty December 15, 2008

Frankenfood 

revolutionary culinary creations that mash up original and unexpected food combinations and ingredients, resulting in delicious dishes...or awful misses.

Better known Frankenfoods include The Ramen Burger, Spam Sushi, and Spicy Pulled Pork S'mores.

Adam: "After eating that gyro egg-roll, I decided to make my own Frankenfood."

Jen: "I haven't seen you cook since '04. What'd you make?"

Adam: "Fried PB&J fish sticks. Yum."

Frankenfood by the fuuuuck? June 20, 2014

frankenfood 

Food that has been genetically enhanced or has been grown using growth or other hormones.

Hippies often protest over Frankenfood.

frankenfood by Khanrad July 8, 2003

frankenfoods 

Genetically-modified food crops, often including the insertion of genetic material that cannot be found in nature. While we're assured they are safe, little testing goes into making sure this is true.

Many countries and consumers are wising up to the hazards inherent in frankenfoods.

frankenfoods by red_beard_neo May 19, 2004

Frankenhooker 

1) The character in the song of the same name by The 69 Eyes

2) A dead hooker reanimated after being reconstruced from parts of other dead hookers

3) Someone who sucks

1) "I 'aint looking for no head, from some fuckin' living dead, Dirty ass Frankenhooker"

2) Guy one; Dude, she looks like the hooker of Frakenstien!
Guy two; It's a Frankenhooker!

3) "You Suck!"

Frankenhooker by Teenage_Death_Girl September 10, 2007

frankenfoofer 

a replacement word used instead of a swear word when it is inappropriate to drop and F bomb. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

What the frankenfoofer are you doing in my room? Get the frankenfoofer out!!!!!

frankenfoofer by ksizzlecbqueen November 5, 2010