Failure

What Steven He is

9-year-old Steven: Don't say failure!

Steven's dad aka substitute teacher: *waits for 2-3 awkward silence*

FAILURE

by spectre729 May 2, 2021

Monsoon of Failure

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Epic Failure!

Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!

Mason my uber epic failure! buddy and me myself and I who are epic failures

by Falloutgirl0916 October 20, 2009

program failure

A euphemism for someone who keeps getting in trouble in prison and whose “points” will consequently go up, leading them to a higher security prison setting.

We can’t just wake up one day and say, “Man, I’m gonna move outta this place,” so we just keep rackin’ up the write-ups until we’re labeled a program failure so we can get a change in scenery!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019

failureship

noun. The ability to fail, especially when in a position of authority and/or control of a group, and to have that failure spread to others.

The failureship of the board of directors brought down the hard work of everyone else.

by SocDoc420 December 18, 2011

Nikolai Fraiture

A beautiful and very polite young man who wnjoys playing the bass-guitar in the New York city band The Strokes. Nikolai does not enjoy talking.

Nikolai quietly peered at Julian from behind the shower curtain.

by Jade October 14, 2003

Failure

me

Dad: Did you pass your exam?
me: No Dad, i didn't
Dad: Well your a failure to this family you uncultured swine!

by UnnecessaryName April 25, 2017