Fork

They are not very useful for eating soup. Hmmm.

I have found that forks aren't useful when eating soup... Don't try it, it doesn't work...

by yapdizap March 29, 2009

fork

A choice between paths, usually having 2 or more roads.

I came to the fork in the road.

by Keijiro Hayashi November 2, 2003

fork

A pronged eating utensil.
see also lung

Peter: Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.

by Meatbal1z January 24, 2009

fork

other word for crotch, mainly in the UK.

She kicked a guy in his fork. The guy yelled.

by tmb31 December 31, 2008

fork

To spear on a fork, mainly to eat whatever is on the fork afterwards.

I forked the fish and ate it.

by Keijiro Hayashi July 16, 2006

fork

A tool used for the conveyence of pie from its resting surface to one's pie hole.

You could hardly see the guy's fork as he shoveled that pie!

by BlastMaster February 26, 2004

fork

the thing I use to poke people with to piss the hell out of them.

"I gotta fork! lokkat my fork! Hey hey bitch, come back her letmeh introduce ya to a little friend of mine." *poke*

by losin' fool December 28, 2005