forester

someone who hails from the forest of dean usually the result of cousins shagging, inbred bastards like janners from plymouth, they have a strange sub human language that only they understand

forester ...ow bist ol butt
bist gonna ave'n or wot
translation, hello darling would you care to participate in sexual intrcourse

by ol mon January 16, 2010

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foreshitowing

That feeling you get before you have to take a major shit, letting you know that extreme digestive discomfort is on it's way.

"Man, I'm getting some bad foreshitowing from that chinese buffet. I'm gonna wreck that toilet."

by Denryuu7777 December 9, 2008

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An uncommon boys name given to only the best boys. Foresters are sweet and have a different way of seeing the world. They have their own theories and ideas. You can share the deepest conversations with them. They are moody but winning ones affection is priceless. They usually have blonde hair and blue eyes framed by freckles. Foresters are usually determined to get what they want and don't give up easily. They are excellent kissers and are great in bed. They make the best boyfriends because there so thoughtful and know exactly what to say at the right time. A Forester will always be there for you when you need him. No matter what. Usually they are modest and don't admit to their good looks and charming personality. Everyone needs a Forester in their life.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Friend: Whats his name?

Girl: Forester.

Friend: Lucky Bitch.

by lulusoso October 2, 2013

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